This one girl thinks my best friend is her best friend…
No
Marla is my best friend.
I am Marla’s best friend.
Diana, you’re sweet, I’m sure…
You can be her friend, just don’t get your hopes up.

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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

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hahahah.
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Now that’s funny, check out more here!
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funny-picturez:

"I need a bearded dragon for precisely this reason"
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geekparenting:

What a smarty
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hannibal-senpai:

those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

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If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time. Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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