death-by-lulz:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
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vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE
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hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw
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relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone
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ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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5 hours ago 275,730 notes
dogshame:

I attempted to bite at my mom’s boyfriend’s man parts. He fell into the wall. No regrets. - Harry
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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

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rayandrewholt:

officialfrenchtoast:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

thank u photography side of tumblr

So wait do street lights come on during the brief darkening strike??? FAAAAAAAAAAKE

Thank you! ^^^^^My thoughts exactly
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theblacktie:

A well-tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men.
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To those of you I have recently unfollowed or am about to unfollow, sorry. Honestly. I like your blogs for the most part. But I really don’t want hard core porn on my dash. I tried black listing “porn” and other related words, so that I may continue enjoying your blogs, but it blocks all food related posts that hint at “food porn” (as a chef, I’m not willing to black list food)
Again, please know it’s not personal but when you start spamming my dash with porn, I have to unfollow.
If you want to unfollow me, I’d understand.

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